Imagine getting caught red-handed smashing up ancient rocks and then claiming you didn’t know it was a bad idea—sounds like a wild TV show, right? Well, for two guys in Nevada, this isn’t fiction.
Payden David Guy Cosper and Wyatt Clifford Fain recently found themselves in hot water after a video showed them pushing ancient rocks off a cliff at Lake Mead’s Redstone Dunes Trail. These aren’t just any rocks—they’re 140 million years old! But guess what? They’ve pleaded not guilty because, apparently, there weren’t any signs saying “don’t destroy ancient rock formations.”
According to CNN, these modern-day rock ‘n’ rollers were formally charged last Friday, and they’re sticking to their story. Their lawyer, Ross Goodman, jumped to their defense, claiming, “No signs, no crime!” Basically, his argument is that if there isn’t a giant neon sign saying “Don’t Push the Rocks,” how on earth were they supposed to know?
Meanwhile, Brian Pugh, the lawyer for the other rock-pusher, added that in the eyes of the law, everyone’s innocent until proven guilty—so, let’s not jump to conclusions, okay?
But here’s the kicker: If found guilty, these guys could face up to 10 years in prison! Yep, you heard that right. Ten years in the slammer for a bit of rock-rolling. The trial is set for October 8, 2024, and it’s shaping up to be a real courtroom thriller.
The drama started back in April when a video of the incident hit the internet. Spoiler alert: the rocks did fall, and the damage was, well, rock-solid bad.
John Haynes, the spokesperson for the recreation area, wasn’t too thrilled either. These weren’t just any rocks—these were part of a unique sandstone formation that’s been around for millions of years. Now? They’re just rubble.
Lake Mead, which sees around 6 million visitors a year, is known for its stunning landscapes, sprawling mountain views, and a couple of reservoirs that straddle the Nevada-Arizona border. And, as if the ancient rock vandalism wasn’t enough, the lake also occasionally spits out sunken boats and, oh yeah, the occasional human remains during droughts. So, you know, it’s a place full of surprises.
Will these rock rebels get a slap on the wrist, or will they have plenty of time to reflect on their actions from behind bars? Stay tuned!