Flying can be a mix of excitement and nerves, especially if you’re not a frequent flyer. And let’s face it—flight attendants are pros at making everything seem smooth. But here’s a secret: sometimes they sugarcoat things or give you answers that aren’t totally legit.
Let’s break down the kinds of questions passengers ask and the sneaky ways flight attendants might handle them.
Is This Plane 100% Safe?
This is probably one of the top questions nervous flyers ask. Planes are ridiculously safe compared to other ways of getting around, but no one can guarantee zero hiccups. When you ask, the answer’s almost always, “Of course, everything’s fine!”
What they’re really thinking? “I sure hope it is, too!”
What Was That Noise?
Ever hear a weird clunk or feel the plane shake mid-flight? For some folks, that’s instant panic mode. If you ask a flight attendant, they’ll hit you with, “Oh, that’s just normal stuff.”
Dan Air, a flight attendant who’s spilled the tea online, admits they’ll sometimes brush it off with a confident smile, even if they’re silently going, “What the heck was that?”
Passengers love throwing technical questions at flight attendants. Things like, “Why’s the plane delayed?” or “When are we landing?” The classic reply?
Here’s the thing: Dan says most of the time, they don’t actually go hunting for answers. They’re not mechanics or weather experts, and sometimes it’s just easier to let it slide.
Sorry, We’re Out of That
Feeling snacky mid-flight? You might ask for a specific treat or drink and get the dreaded, “Sorry, we’re out.” But are they really?
Not always. Dan says sometimes snacks are tucked away in another spot, and they just don’t want to deal with the hassle of getting it. It’s not personal—they’re just trying to keep things simple.
When They Do Keep It Real
Not every situation calls for a white lie. If you ask about a famous landmark outside your window or need help with WiFi, baggage, or an actual in-flight problem, flight attendants are usually straight with you.
So, next time you’re on a plane and asking questions, remember: flight attendants are human too. They’re doing their best to keep the vibe chill, even if that means bending the truth now and then.